Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

No time for a long post about recent events. Just have to throw this up there...

Yesss!

Office Verbatim

Officemate M: How was your Christmas break?
Me: It was awesome, saw the family, etc. But you know, it wasn't really Christmas at home...
M: What?
Me: You know how Canadian Thanksgiving is a month before American Thanksgiving? Same deal with Canadian Christmas.
M: Ooohhh...
Me [thinking she got that it was a joke]: Hahaha...right...yeah, I told my teammate that and convinced her that it was because Canadian Jesus was born in November. It was pretty funny, I think she even believed me for a minute.
M: Wait....but Jesus was born in December, so why is Canadian Christmas in November?!? That doesn't make any sense!!!

I fell off my chair laughing. So did she when she realized. Good thing this carpet is soft...

Dirty Laundry!

This morning as I was easing into the workday (read: checking email and playing scrabulous), I heard a loud gasp come from the neighbouring cube. "You HAVE to see this!" my coworker squeaked. I wasn't sure what to expect--would it be some particularly heinous outfit being fugged? Some new celebritart being ripped to shreds by perez?--so I looked over the wall...to see her reading Home Furnishings Now magazine.

Now even though she's a buyer for the Home division, no one should get excited over coasters and flower vases. But she was red in the face, waving the magazine around, and kept saying "oh my god! oh my god!!" What could possibly have gotten her this agitated?

The Orgasmatron 3000, a "Leather clad washing machine and saddle [that] aims bring the fun back to housework". Yes, that is a saddle on top. And these are the settings:Um, wow. Profiled on the inside cover of an industry magazine. Priceless :)

Damn, it feels good to be a [Nerd]

MB sent me this link ("because you celebrate mole day, so I think you'll like it!") and I have been laughing my butt off in my cubicle since then... http://jamphat.com/rap/

There are just so many good ones...I'm a nerd and I like old hip-hop. The secret is out. Happy hump day!